Chicken Crosses the Road, Raisies Police Alert… “Officers Unable to Determine Chicken’s Intent,”..


PORTLAND Ore. – Ask police in Portland, Oregon, why the chicken crossed the road, and law enforcement has no idea either.
In an unusual release, the Portland Police Bureau said officers were dispatched this week to a report of a chicken crossing a rush-hour highway in the city’s Linnton district after a caller said the bird was causing a traffic hazard.
In a statement entitled in part “Officers Unable to Determine Chicken’s Intent,” it said police were unable to locate the bird, but that animals in the roadway were no laughing matter.
They also released audio of the tip-off, in which the caller assures a dispatcher that “this is actually not a prank call.”
Police Spokesman Sergeant Pete Simpson said officers regularly tend to duck crossings, and have been known to rescue ducklings from storm drains. But he said it was the first time they had received a serious call about a chicken trying to cross a road.

  If we call police for every chiken that crosses our roads over here in 9ja that means the police stations would get empty ,because its a regular day to day activity here ....they are basically all part of our road system.lol.

 Via Reuters.

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