Kobi Patricks Blog

Some days ago, I went out for drinks with a colleague. Right beside our table, was a group of girls in their twenties? One of the girls was lamenting to her friends about how some guy would not take no for an answer; bombarding her with calls and wanting to meet up. So, to save guys the trouble and girls, the nuisance, here are seven tell-tale signs that help guys know when to back off. 1. She ignores your calls: This is the number one bummer. This was the first answer I was given by most ladies. You think because she gave you her number when you asked for it means she likes you or would pick up your calls. Think again! If all the time you call, she never picks up, maybe you should consider looking for another babe. 2. She gives you the I’ll-call-you-back flip-off: This is very common. If she tells you each time you call her, “Tunde I’m so sorry, I am in the middle of something. I would call you back in five minutes” and then doesn’t, she probably never will. So, don...

Don’t break code, brah. And don’t say “brah” a lot.  1. GREET APPROPRIATELY   I. No hug comes without a bro handshake first. I I. No hug comes without a pat on the back after. III. No high fives are given to overeager bros. 2. CHOOSE THE RIGHT URINAL   I. No urinal encroachment. II. No short urinals, unless you’re a child or a man-child. III. No loud pennis shaking.   3. DON’T LET YOUR GIRL RUN YOUR LIFE   I. No dance classes. II. No reading the same book together as a couples bonding activity. III. No sharing her clothes even if they’re “unisex” and you like the “silky feel.”   4. DON’T LET YOUR FRIEND’S GIRL RUN YOUR LIFE Via instagram.com I. No dating your friend’s girl before, during, or after their relationship. II. No telling your friend’s girl about your friend’s other girl. III. No asking your friend’s girl if she has any “biddies” to set you up with. 5. PRANK RESPECTFUL...