Reality TV Madness - Awkward Moments From The First Episode Of Dating Naked

The World has gone bonkers! How low one can get? Pathetic and vile. It's a shame what people will do and the depths they will lower themselves for their 15 seconds of fame.

                                       

The contestants on the first episode of VH1's reality show Dating Naked, in which couples court in the nude, were primarily concerned with one thing: where to keep their eyes.

The first daters, Joe, 24, and Wee Wee, 36, who would each go out with two other people during the course of the episode, exchanged brief hellos before taking off all their clothes and reconvening on an empty, remote beach for their initial rendezvous.

'I'm most worried about getting a little excited, you know?' Joe said as he stripped down. 'I will just try not to think about it. I'll probably think about elephants or like monkeys or something like that - and just look her straight in the eye.' 

If you think you’ve had your fair share of awkward first dates, spare a thought (and maybe a t-shirt) for the contestants of VH1′s latest reality show Dating Naked, where couples – you’ve guessed it – get their kit off.
In a (ahem) sincere attempt to find love, the first episode follows the progress of 36-year-old Wee Wee and 24-year-old Joe who spend their entire first date completely starkers.
And in case you’re wondering, it is as awkward as you think it is.

During their first romantic encounter in the buff on the beach, the pair confess that they don’t know where to look but make a great effort to keep their eyes above neck level.
Stripping off, Joe admits: ‘I’m most worried about about getting a little excited, you know?’
An excruciatingly awkward hug follows with Joe and Wee Wee going to great lengths not to brush bodily parts with one another, before getting down to some naked zorbing (where you roll around inside an inflatable giant ball). All perfectly normal, no?

Both Joe and Wee Wee enjoy similar naked encounters with two other dates (naked body painting anyone?) before choosing who they want to spend their last day in the naked jungle with.

The pair hit it off, but will Joe fall for the wily charms of Israeli beauty Jasmine and will Wee Wee make a play for second date’s Jack’s substantial ‘pack’?
All will be revealed… but in the meantime, here’s a few nail-bitingly awkward moments from the first episode:

1. Joe and Wee Wee decide to go in for a hug. Well, sort of…

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2. Wee Wee confesses that she copped a look at Joe’s testicles but insists she ‘didn’t focus on his penis at all.’ Of course you didn’t Wee Wee, of course you didn’t.

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3. Whatever you do, don’t look down. The pair appear be at ease with one another as they chat and pretend this is completely normal

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4. Joe and Wee Wee, um, get to know each other as they enjoy a spot of naked zorbing

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5. Joe is immediately bowled over by Israeli beauty Jasmine who admits: ‘I’m very very pretty’. Poor Wee Wee…

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6. Meanwhile, Wee Wee gets to grips with Jack. Definitely no hugs here,  just a limp handshake

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7. For his third date, Joe hangs out with Chrisy, who hides behind some well-placed bongos

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8. Wee Wee stumbles into the arms of Justice on her final date, which sees the pair head off into the jungle for some bird watching

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9. Joe and Jasmine seem to get over their initial shyness…

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10. The contestants strut their stuff as they wait to see who Joe and Wee Wee will choose to spend the remainder of their time in the jungle with…

(Picture: VH1)Watch the entire episode on VH1.com