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Award winning Nollywood actor Jim Iyke has fled Liberia, following a huge scare of the deadly Ebola virus in that country. The Nigerian actor  sparked outrage after posting an image of himself wearing an Ebola mask while sitting in a first class airport lounge as he flees Liberia. 'Nollywood' star Jim Iyke posted a message on his Instagram page saying he had cut short a business trip to Monrovia in Liberia -  where at least 600 people have already died from the disease. The image of Iyke sitting on green leather-clad seats in the airport's luxury first class lounge while wearing an expensive designer watch and sunglasses was accompanied with the caption: 'Not ashamed to admit this scares the Jesus outta me #Ebola.' Ebola virus is currently spreading across West Africa and it is the biggest viral infection that been recorded in the region in recent times. The virus is believed to have killed 672 people in Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone since...

A n 11-year-old boy from the UK found out he’s a genius after taking an IQ test. He gained 162 points in the internationally recognized IQ intelligence test, beating all-times geniuses Albert Einstein (160), Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking  a n d t h ereb y   mak ing him smarter .   A ccording to the  Romford Recorder .Ramarni Wilford was invited to take the IQ test after writing an essay an essay snagged him an invitation to a graduation ceremony at Oxford University. Although he was very surprised and happy by the results – he’s in the top one percent in the U.K. – he remains modest. “I can’t begin to compare myself to these great men whose hard work clearly proves that they are true geniuses,” Wilford says. A member of a gifted and talented program as well as the Brilliant Club, he can now add a membership to Mensa to his future college applications. Mensa, the world’s oldest IQ society, has invited Wilford to join so he can attend exclusive even...

It all started like a joke..But seems like Davido and Wizkid have a serious beef going on. I think their fans pushed them to it and it has finally gotten to them..Davido has had a great year but Wizkid has remained so relevant,he keeps churning out hits like 'it's nothing'..  However,since Davido won the BET Award which Wizkid won in 2012, some feel Davido has finally accomplished what Wizkid has and may replace him as the biggest music star within that age bracket.. Surprisingly, they were spotted together in the USA a few days ago and look so happy. A few weeks back,Davido wished Wiz happy birthday and even called him "oga" .I hope it's just a publicity stunt. .We  s ure  don't want no 2pac and Biggie scenario here..

Nicki had   m out h es ag ape  when she released her Anaconda art cover,wearing nothing but a G-String. This is the front view...

The Nigeria Police Force  announced that another bomb blast recorded this morning at NNPC mega station along Maiduguri road in Kano state. More details later...

The idea of having a part car, part plane, part drone parked outside your home may not be as far-fetched as it seems. There really aren’t any technological hurdles to this. We are going to have personal air vehicles that are both cars and planes, at least that’s  Missy Cummings’s  vision of the future. It’s basically the intersection of a drone with a robotic car, so that your plane is also your car, but the big leap in technology is that you are actually driving neither, says the Associate Professor of Aeronautics and Astronautics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Drones have a negative bias in the media, says Cummings, because they are essentially seen as spy cameras. But most people don’t realise that when they are on a plane they are effectively travelling on a drone. The fly-by-wire technology that exists on all Airbus and many Boeing craft is the exact same technology that exists on drones. The reason why drones are the answer to the future is th...

Some people say that passion often flows when a man and a woman are left in a room long enough. This seems to be true of some service jobs that pitch both sexes together as service providers and clients. Dalliance between male hairstylists and female clients Kunle Olutayo, a male hair stylist, gets an average of ten female customers a day. Although not bad in terms of good looks, Olutayo grew up as a shy little boy, particularly around girls until his painful fortune changed about seven years ago when he became a hairstylist. Shortly after starting the job following a six months’ training, Olutayo could not believe his luck. With an endless string of female customers, he no longer had to worry about his failing nerves since some of his female customers were woman enough to take the initiative. Olutayo was busy fixing the hair of one of his numerous female customers when our correspondent visited the salon he shares with four other stylists around the famous Ikej...

It has more nick-names than possibly any other female body part (sideways smile, anyone?), its own doctor, and the ability to bring you tons of pleasure — not to mention pain, particularly if you plan to have a baby. Yet the vaginaremains a mystery to many. In fact, a Cosmo poll found thatmore than 60 percent of women say they don't know a lot about their vadge — which is unfortunate, because a new study reports that chicks who feel confident about their down-there area have more orgasms. So we've put together a list of 15 bits of info to boost your V-zone comfort level.These are the crucial facts about how it functions, keeping it healthy, and increasing the amount of bliss it brings you.     1. It's just one part of your down-there region  Most of us use the word vagina to refer to our private parts. But technically, the term describes only the narrow canal that runs inside your body from the vulva (the visible area that includes the inner and outer labia,clit...

A middle aged woman has given birth to a baby with four legs in Aboridendeme-Ama community in Okrika Local Government area of Rivers State. Hospital source where the woman delivered the baby, however, told newsmen that the baby died shortly after its delivery. A hospital official confirmed that it was a deformed baby, noting that the deformity may have been caused by congenital anomaly. She said: “the woman came with a full term pregnancy but on the time of her delivery, even her scan had shown a normal baby, but when she delivered, we saw this extra part of the baby. “The baby had 3 legs, four arms and 3 ears; even the baby’s stomach was open that one could see the intestines. “It was so obscure that we don’t know whether she was trying to abort the child.” Meanwhile, some residents of Aparandeleama community said they were still in shock, adding that they had never seen such a thing before. According to one of them, “I saw things for myself, the child was dead, a ...

The Bluetooth enabled Lechal shoe in red by Indian startup Ducere Technologies. Ducere Technologies. While  they can’t buy Google Glass in India  yet, Indians will be the first in the world to get access to what could be the next big thing in  wearable technology : the smartshoe. Indian startup Ducere Technologies Pvt. is going to start selling its Bluetooth enabled Lechal shoes for more than $100 a pair in September. The shoes sync up with a smartphone  app  that uses Google maps and vibrate to tell users when and where to turn to reach their destination. Just tell your phone where you want to go and then you can leave it in your pocket because the buzzing in your left or right shoe will lead the way. Ducere was started by two Indian engineers who had studied and worked in the U.S. in 2011 and has grown to 50 employees in the city of Secunderabad in the  newly-formed southern Indian state of Telengana . “The shoes are a natural ext...

Even against the backdrop of a  CLEAR  blue sky, there is no doubting the sheer size of the Russian-built Mi-26 helicopter. But it's only when the aircraft lands that observers are truly able to appreciate the magnitude of the helicopter, the world's largest. Designed and built by Moscow-based Mil Helicopters, the Mi-26 stands roughly the same height as a three-story building and its rotors have the same span as the wings of an Airbus A320. Since its first  FLIGHT  in 1977, the Mi-26, also known as the Halo, has been a stalwart in the ultra-heavy lift industry. Powered by a pair of 11,000 horsepower turboshaft engines, the Halo and its five-man crew can transport up to 44,000  POUNDS  of cargo, or  roughly 11 family cars, at once . The Halo's power and payload capacity is more than twice that of the U.S Army's workhorse CH-47 Chinook helicopter. According to Avia-Russia ,...