Selfie With a Monkey Goes Bananas....


This brave woman was obviously attempting to capture a rare, precious moment between her and a cool monkey, and in doing so, illustrated why some experiences are best left selfie-free. 
Things start off pretty chill. For the woman, at least. She's smiling! The monkey is v. upset though, and in retrospect, this should have been her first cue to take a selfie with the surrounding ~*nAtUrE*~ instead, but you live and learn. 



In a matter of moments, things take a turn for the worse. She decides it's time to bounce. 


Finally, the cool monkey goes ape-shit, literally. The look of terror on her face is says it all.


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